Monte
Cook's Desk
Infiltration
Team Surveillance Report
Subject: Cook, Monte J. (#094305)
Upon
examining the subject's desk, I found it to be in great
disarray. Papers everywhere, as well as a number of books
on various subjects, including a dictionary, a reverse
dictionary, a thesaurus, a book on castles, and a number
of D&D books . Subject's computer appears to be on
continually.
The
subject has a number of music CDs of a diverse nature
-- ambient, classical, classic rock, progressive rock
(some obscure) and recent alternative music all present,
as well as a number of soundtracks. Also present are a
number of computer games, with one titled Freedom Force
most prominent. Subject has a number of photographs of
his wife on his desk as well. Clearly the subject has
a somewhat chaotic, jumbled mind. However, priorities
emerge: games, music, and the importance of his wife,
Sue (cf. Subject #094402).
Desk
also has some some origami miniature monsters, an R2-D2
Christmas tree ornament, a small octopus plush toy, an
Unexplained Phenomena page-a-day calendar, and a tin of
cinnamon Altoids on it as well. Two Diet Coke cans (one
empty, one partially empty) and a package of red-hots
are also present. On a bulletin board over the desk hang
a number of cards, as well as a list of family members'
addresses, a Cook family crest, some paintings showing
Seattle underwater, a D&D postcard, and bumper stickers
saying: "Bavarian Illuminati Local 23" and "Question
Authority." While these anti-authoritarian do not
indicate that the subject is necessarily dangerous, he
clearly needs to be watched. He might do something completely
unexpected, or worse -- he might be tempted to exercise
independent thought.
Inside
the desk's drawers, I found a great many strange things,
far beyond the normal pens and paperclips:
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A
half-full sheet of Snoopy stamps
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A
pink pen that writes in 10 colors
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Chapstick
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A
badge to something called "MonteCon"
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A
matchbook from Dromoland Castle
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Not
one, but two pairs of prescription eyeglasses
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A
Robby the Robot keychain
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A
number of Pez refills (note: no Pez dispenser)
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Some
Magic cards
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Cardboard
3-D glasses
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A
"Cthulhu for President" button
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A
toy laser gun, which makes a number of strange (and
obnoxious) sounds
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A
leather bookmark, apparently won in a grade school writing
contest
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Not
one, but two bottles of bubbles
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A
complex Hewlett Packard calculator*
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A
number of Wizards of the Coast Senior Game Designer
business cards
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A
receipt for Chinese food
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A
six-inch leather cord with bells attached to it**
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A
crude, handmade clay cup
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A
pocket radio (nonfunctional)
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Tiny
plastic soldier
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A
Snoopy watch***
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Not
one but two keychains that make sound effects when different
buttons are pushed
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A
small instruction book for a digital clock (clock appears
to be nowhere around)
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A
Lenin pin****
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A
package of drawing pencils
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A
"Rhoda Rhino" finger puppet
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An
iron-on TSR patch
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A
Monte Cook Freelance Writer business card with a Colorado
address
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Three
rubber superballs, one particularly strange one that
is clear, with a plastic fox head in the middle
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A
medallion made from a ribbon and a large metal washer
from a 1996 Road Rally
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Headphones
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A
cardboard box wrapped with a rubber band*****
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A
Monte Cook TSR Game Designer business card
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A
coupon for a cup of coffee at "The Queen of Cups"
in Minneapolis
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A
University of Illinois Crop Sciences letter opener******
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A
bendy Marvin the Martian toy
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One
AA battery
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An
instruction card for a phone (phone not found)
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A
modron button
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A
plastic sherrif's badge
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An
Illuminati ruler
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A
PGA Tour card*******
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